So. It’s pretty much an indisputable fact that BIC professors are the best profs at Baylor (and probably in America).
To show them how much we appreciate their having endured grad school so they could eventually be a part of our lives and impart knowledge to our youthful minds, we’re going to vote on professor superlatives. That’s right, we’re going to slightly embarrass our beloved professors as a token of our thanks.
If you come to “A Sweet Thank You,” an event filled with cookies and brownies and everything sugar, not only will you get to satisfy your sweet tooth, you’ll get to cast your vote! And if you stay and mingle (and register for classes if you still have to do that), you’ll get to hear the winners announced later on.
The event will take place Monday, November 17th on 5th floor Cashion from 5:30-6:30 p.m. Be there or regret it.
Here are the superlative categories:
1. Best dressed (male)
Dr. Williams’s bowties are pretty spiffy, but what about Dr. Tatum’s argyle socks?
2. Best dressed (female)
Dr. Walden is a shoe-in for this one, but Dr. McGlashan is the one with the really great shoes.
3. Most outgoing
Hmm. Who doesn’t need a microphone during large group?
4. Best hair
Dr. Wright’s blonde locks are lovely (seriously, who does her hair?!), but Dr. Losey’s immaculate white hair has no flaws.
5. Best facial hair
Dr. Perry’s beard hair is a different color from his head hair. And that’s all I have to say about that.
6. Best singer
Maybe you should ask your prof to do a demo?
7. Most enthusiastic
…Can I vote for all of them?
8. Wisest
Don’t be an agist. Young profs can be wise, too.
9. Most likely to become president
Dr.LongDr.LongDr.Long. (I guess you know who I’m voting for…)
10. Most likely to become philosopher-king
Probably the most important question you will ever answer in your life. Choose carefully.
11. Funniest
Dry humor? Dr. Hunt, obviously. Laugh-out-loud-rolling-on-the-floor-abs-in-pain humor? That’s tough. Dr. Carron has made me laugh raucously at times, but Dr. Nogalski is consistently pretty hilarious.