Little cute fifth grade Drew: how come it feels weird today to play the clarinet?
Dr. Qian : ……… oh…..uhhhhh…….. right hand is for the lower joint.
My student: Do you have any tips not to drop the reed on the floor?
Dr. Qian: Do not drop it!!
Dr. Qian: What do you suppose to think about during a passage with lots 16th notes?
Student: Jesus!